you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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