Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
