thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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