Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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