We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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