You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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