Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Randomize
