sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Well I just put wine in my tea
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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