doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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