i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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