I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I love you. Go after that dick
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