dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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