Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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