I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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