Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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