Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I look excited, but its just a facade.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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