Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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