awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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