I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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