i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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