his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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