Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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