Where are you?
In a non slutty way
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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