I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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