This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
i think my cat just said my name.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
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