I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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