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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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