I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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