So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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