The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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