BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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