is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Too much gin, very little bucket
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Randomize
