I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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