Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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