Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
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