fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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