You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Nicole vs. Life
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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