just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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