Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Farmville is her only friend.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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