It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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