Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
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All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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