am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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