We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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