Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
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