I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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