She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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