nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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