how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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