I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
