you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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