what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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