You're completely useless in the revolution.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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