we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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