you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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