I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Swine flu. Run for my life!
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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