Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
ok first of all what the fuck
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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