She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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