thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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