Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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