let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
PS: I just woke up from my shower
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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